“We need to move on to the Wedding already-”
“Ok ok, but first, let’s make sure we put in some foreshadowing.”
“For the crazy things that happen later?”
“No, for the kids.”
“Wait- we’ve been doing that for years with the Mother’s and Father’s day fillers.”
“Technically those aren’t canon.”
“But everyone knows already that they are going to have kids-”
“Sage? Who are you talking to?”
“J-Just some friends online!”
“Who was that?!”
“Shhhhh- We’re not crazy.”
“You are SOOOO right about that.”
“Totally agree.”
*Sage all alone in his room late at night with no sleep*