Why a slower ship? Well most of them run on magic, magic not only gets nullified by Phil, but also makes the staff heavier. Also no one trusts Phil to hold onto the staff for an entire flight taking over an hour.
Why a slower ship? Well most of them run on magic, magic not only gets nullified by Phil, but also makes the staff heavier. Also no one trusts Phil to hold onto the staff for an entire flight taking over an hour.
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Right, they only have women suits.
“But without the suit you don’t have any defenses! … Oh wait… nevermind…”
“Honey? Where’s my super suit?”
It shrank in the wash.
Please tell me that the mass of the staff is going to cause him to utterly fail the “superhero landing”
That would be impressive considering he is immune to the mass of it and mutes its effects until it comes in contact with something
Also has it been 6months comic time since Penpen first sat on the throne?
Couldn’t Phil just, ya know, rest the damn staff on his lap or something?
Pretty sure the staff is still heavy, PHIL just isn’t affected by it. So if he’s holding the thing and someone tries to lift him, they’d have to lift both Phil AND that 10-ton weight it has. Only thing Phil brings in is the fact that he can move the thing without needing two crane lifts for the job.
The Ship needs to be able to carry it on it’s own without Phil in a situation where it needs to be moved without Phil for whatever reason. Also, it’s rather difficult to put on an outfit while holding a 6 foot staff that if you hit anything with it- you might tear the ship apart. Imagine Phil with it in his lap, and he nods off and drops it. It’s over an hour long flight, and no in flight movie. 😛
What do you MEAN no in-flight movie?
It’s SHIDEN. Billionaire could afford to outfit his planes with home theatre systems.
Well the ships are mostly used by android girls that can just watch movies or browse the web from anywhere so. Why waste the weight? Especially when this is one of the few ships that doesnt run completely off of Magic.