Cliche villain speech- interrupted. No more teleporting around at least.
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Phil ” Try to touch my wife again and the piece of history I am holding will make your face history”
Dunked into the ocean by a catgirl, slammed into the ceiling by a demonic penguin, and now his toy is broken by the nice guy. Next up Life learns that people don’t actually die when you kill them.
Important *life* lessons.
Sorry.
“How dare you destroy that which I was about to use on you!”
“You’ve been around for several thousand years and still haven’t learned strategy and tactics? You really are a broken record.”
Not much of an artifact if all it takes to destroy it is a little multi-decaton smash.
Not all artifacts are like D&D where the power of gods hold it together for centuries. Most artifacts only even survive this long because there is someone taking care of it.
Life: “Humble pie? What is that?”
Oh don’t worry Life, you’ll find out soon enough!
A cowpie with horse apples and rabbit raisins and a side of buffalo chips.
Delivered to your face.
This guy is tough!!
The expressions on both their faces at the end may be some of my favorite things in this comic…
That said when I saw the top panels I could have sworn the punchline was going to be: “I’ll never sto…” *Sees Null looming over him* “uhhhmmm”…
You were expecting- and hoping- for him to that to your sister’s face.
*looks at life* Bitch shut up and get ready for the beating then maybe we will talk about you crazy ass plans being absolutely impossible
This is pretty much what you call a curb stomp battle. With Life being the one curb stomped.
He gets owned by Kate, finally manages to return only to get mauled by demons. Just when he thinks its over, his primary weapon is casually destroyed and Phil, the Nice Guy, is obviously starting into the “The Reasons You Suck” speech routine.
oh also what does Life count as a white mage or a paladin cause this will determine how much f**kery we can do to him
oh my… life sucks.
Alternate Line for Phil: Boy just how many times am I gonna have to hit you over the head with my staff before I start knocking some bad ideas out of it?
When you stop to think about it, artifacts are less replaceable to him that lives. He has infinite lives, but artifacts must be made, not sure he even can get a new one made.
This coming from the guy who cares more about the well-being of his glasses than his body.
Given that its not easy to even hurt him, I can see him being a bit vain about his glasses. That and everyone is entitled to have some amount of contradictions in their behavior.
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Phil ” Try to touch my wife again and the piece of history I am holding will make your face history”
Dunked into the ocean by a catgirl, slammed into the ceiling by a demonic penguin, and now his toy is broken by the nice guy. Next up Life learns that people don’t actually die when you kill them.
Important *life* lessons.
Sorry.
“How dare you destroy that which I was about to use on you!”
“You’ve been around for several thousand years and still haven’t learned strategy and tactics? You really are a broken record.”
Not much of an artifact if all it takes to destroy it is a little multi-decaton smash.
Not all artifacts are like D&D where the power of gods hold it together for centuries. Most artifacts only even survive this long because there is someone taking care of it.
Life: “Humble pie? What is that?”
Oh don’t worry Life, you’ll find out soon enough!
A cowpie with horse apples and rabbit raisins and a side of buffalo chips.
Delivered to your face.
This guy is tough!!
The expressions on both their faces at the end may be some of my favorite things in this comic…
That said when I saw the top panels I could have sworn the punchline was going to be: “I’ll never sto…” *Sees Null looming over him* “uhhhmmm”…
You were expecting- and hoping- for him to that to your sister’s face.
*looks at life* Bitch shut up and get ready for the beating then maybe we will talk about you crazy ass plans being absolutely impossible
This is pretty much what you call a curb stomp battle. With Life being the one curb stomped.
He gets owned by Kate, finally manages to return only to get mauled by demons. Just when he thinks its over, his primary weapon is casually destroyed and Phil, the Nice Guy, is obviously starting into the “The Reasons You Suck” speech routine.
oh also what does Life count as a white mage or a paladin cause this will determine how much f**kery we can do to him
oh my… life sucks.
Alternate Line for Phil: Boy just how many times am I gonna have to hit you over the head with my staff before I start knocking some bad ideas out of it?
When you stop to think about it, artifacts are less replaceable to him that lives. He has infinite lives, but artifacts must be made, not sure he even can get a new one made.
This coming from the guy who cares more about the well-being of his glasses than his body.
Given that its not easy to even hurt him, I can see him being a bit vain about his glasses. That and everyone is entitled to have some amount of contradictions in their behavior.