“And with that, there were no more mysteries in the world and all was at peace. A terrible terrible boring peace where nothing good, and nothing bad happened. A purgatory of our own making. With naught yet to inspire us into new and wonderful things, we just accepted existence, and accepted our end… Now, how was that, Children?”
“Grandpa, are you tired of telling stories? I feel like you kinda ended that one like- really hard so you don’t leave room for a sequel…”
“Nonsense! Well… Anyways… I’ll be going now… forever!” *Grandpa throws a smoke bomb and vanishes.*
“I don’t think Grandpa likes us…” Said the child that had a grandfather that didn’t really care for grand kids-
I should get some sleep, even my comments are turning into random weird stories.
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Phil’s response is perfect! XD
Snacks are important. You don’t want to get low blood sugar twelve hours into a five-day explanation of the secrets of the universe.
So many totally different ways this could go, and the Archive suggests this Author could do an excellent job with most of them (and will pick one of the good ones.)
Wait… are we the grandchildren in this meta-story?
grabbing a fucking snack oh my god lol XD
Kate needs emotional support
the answer is 42.
But what was the question? 🙂
you shall have to sit down, watch 3 episodes of the -REAL- hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, then commission some local mice, for your answer
Was about to comment that
Dam, that hurt to get, makes me feel so old.
That was about my response when I learned the secrets of the universe.
i too will grab a bucket of Pop corn …
Ok, so I’ve read this page a few times and it suddenly hit me this time that the too -> to probably wasn’t intended as a side joke, but might actually be a mistake. I think my reaction MIGHT be a side effect of me being a self masking autistic person for over 30 years…