Ah, yes. Specieist cult suicide by badass. With basically everyone at the marriage in the role of the badass.
Yeah, Kate’s mom likely won’t be the only one who gets yukies described punishment! Plus much more!
Let’s see, in attendance we have ninjas, an army of robot girls, likely most if not all of the current magi, the saint, the vile, a demoness, the literal demon king, a 9 tailed kitsune goddess, shiden and whatever epic new gear he has up his sleeve, the old guy from Atlantis, and some chimeras, am I forgetting anyone else?
It kinda reminds me of the scene from the end of wreck it Ralph, at Felix’s wedding and every elite soldier there(like 90% of the guests) aim their guns at the giant window, daring anything to TRY to interfere!
I expect that if Kate’s egg donor is present, everyone and the Null will let the bride to be be the one to deal with her, as a treat.
Marriage butterflies is the large, fluttery, stomach-inhabiting kind.
While they are just tempting fate saying that lets take a head count of the guest.
A large number of androids able to think and react at superhuman speeds.
A ninja and a Miko able to stop any spirit.
A demon and the man with dark magics strong enough to kick a demon lords ass.
A fox spirit strong enough to be considered a god.
A pair of magicians housing the ACTUAL SPIRITS OF LIFE AND DEATH.
And then there is the groom, whom nothing short of a NUKE can actually hurt.
And in order to hurt the groom at all, you have to take everyone else by surprise, but somehow not the groom.
Even if you catch phil unaware he’s pretty much immortal, he was shot by a sniper rifle and didn’t even relise he was shot
to cap it all off, the sister of the girlfriend of the bride’s father is a reporter
I feel like they’d look out for him even if they weren’t asked
I don’t think an actual attack would fit as well as a montage of bruised and disappointed would-be attackers being stalled/confused/intercepted in the distance…maybe in a humorous variety of ways.
YOUUUuuuuu jinxed it
All this, only for the wedding to go off without any battles?
The cake will be the only casualty, along with someones dignity.
That would be nice.
The anti-chimera legion could, rather than a direct attack, compromise the catering service and poison all the would be party goers. Phil and the robot girls would likely be unaffected, but the rest?
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Ah, yes. Specieist cult suicide by badass. With basically everyone at the marriage in the role of the badass.
Yeah, Kate’s mom likely won’t be the only one who gets yukies described punishment! Plus much more!
Let’s see, in attendance we have ninjas, an army of robot girls, likely most if not all of the current magi, the saint, the vile, a demoness, the literal demon king, a 9 tailed kitsune goddess, shiden and whatever epic new gear he has up his sleeve, the old guy from Atlantis, and some chimeras, am I forgetting anyone else?
It kinda reminds me of the scene from the end of wreck it Ralph, at Felix’s wedding and every elite soldier there(like 90% of the guests) aim their guns at the giant window, daring anything to TRY to interfere!
I expect that if Kate’s egg donor is present, everyone and the Null will let the bride to be be the one to deal with her, as a treat.
Marriage butterflies is the large, fluttery, stomach-inhabiting kind.
While they are just tempting fate saying that lets take a head count of the guest.
A large number of androids able to think and react at superhuman speeds.
A ninja and a Miko able to stop any spirit.
A demon and the man with dark magics strong enough to kick a demon lords ass.
A fox spirit strong enough to be considered a god.
A pair of magicians housing the ACTUAL SPIRITS OF LIFE AND DEATH.
And then there is the groom, whom nothing short of a NUKE can actually hurt.
And in order to hurt the groom at all, you have to take everyone else by surprise, but somehow not the groom.
Even if you catch phil unaware he’s pretty much immortal, he was shot by a sniper rifle and didn’t even relise he was shot
to cap it all off, the sister of the girlfriend of the bride’s father is a reporter
I feel like they’d look out for him even if they weren’t asked
I don’t think an actual attack would fit as well as a montage of bruised and disappointed would-be attackers being stalled/confused/intercepted in the distance…maybe in a humorous variety of ways.
YOUUUuuuuu jinxed it
All this, only for the wedding to go off without any battles?
The cake will be the only casualty, along with someones dignity.
That would be nice.
The anti-chimera legion could, rather than a direct attack, compromise the catering service and poison all the would be party goers. Phil and the robot girls would likely be unaffected, but the rest?